Dave McElhinny stories
Dave McElhinny: Make hyperbole great again
Hyperbole is derived from a Greek word meaning “excess.” It is used as extreme exaggeration to make a point. Just about every day, we either hear it or say it. “I’m so hungry, I could eat a horse.” While rarely creative, these regurgitated phrases are blurted out thoughtlessly across our...
Just trying to be regular can be difficult
If you are a reader of my column, you know that I have no problem sharing even the most embarrassing experiences. I suppose a regular person wouldn’t do that, but on this day, I was anything but “regular.” Allow me to share. I walked in the door when I got...
Dave McElhinny: Having health care can be ‘bittersweet’
I don’t know about you, but I think “prejudiced people are all alike.” This is what’s known as an oxymoron, a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear together. I used to think oxymoron was a term to describe a dumb person who has acne. When I mentioned...
The ever-changing language of youth
No wonder communicating with kids can be difficult. During a round of the home version of “Family Feud” at my house, this became clear. My wife was reading the questions and asked, “Name something that gets ripe.” Before the words had cleared her lips, my youngest son slammed his hand...
Spousish 101 is a class only offered pass/fail
I’ve been studying a second language. It wasn’t something I chose to do — more like something I had to do. It’s much more difficult than I anticipated, and even though I’ve been studying it for quite a while, I’m still not fluent. My most recent lesson the other day...
